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Dave
Little is known about Dave's history except that his name
is Dave, and he likes to drink. He doesn't speak often, preferring
to communicate through his own language which consists of
him throwing rocks at people until they leave him alone. (Tip:
if you ever see a large angry-looking man hefting a rock in
a menacingly purposeful manner, please refrain from asking
him for his autograph, this is only likely to cause pain.)
Interestingly his middle name is 'Not ever, you slag. Now
shuddit!'
He
has a pile of fluff that he likes to stroke in times of stress
and he has a pet spider called Terry.
| Dave
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|
| Born |
Once
- never again |
| Phobias |
Loud
music, cheese |
| Qualifications |
Once
met Keith Chegwin |
| Interests |
Outrests |
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