Dynamically directing the indentity of a large evil corporation
takes a lot out of you, but Mike says he finds it massively
Born some years later than Doug, fate would nevertheless have
it that these two grew up next to each other in the same nourishment
unit and when they eventually discovered they shared the same
middle name (Magnesium) they soon became firm colleagues.
Mike knew long ago that he would be destined for greatness,
so decided not to bother attending school in the traditional
sense, prefering to gain what knowledge he needed from the
street. This proved more than enough to attract the attention
of the head hunters at the Beelzebozo Corporation who decided
that Mike and his special interests were just what the company
needed to inject a little 'spazaz' into its identity.
If he looks familiar to you it maybe that you recognise him
from his record-breaking antics!
He famously piloted the first ever dance-powered plane across
the Atlantic, and has grown the world's largest collection
of persecuted minions. In his spare time Mike enjoys cold
midsummer evenings and violence.
Swimming Badge (partial credit), Milk Float Licence
love to wander in the sun, and spy her with no panties