When Douglas heard that the Beelzebozo Corporation needed
a Regional Creative Orchestrator he literally jumped at the
chance. 'Orchestrating regions of creativity is what I was
born to do' he said shortly after being born.
some years earlier than Mike, but definitely later than Doug,
Douglas had a very sheltered upbringing, spending his childhood
living under a sheet of corrugated iron in Doug's garden.
Curiously enough, neither of them knew of the existence of
the other and each would later be amazed to hear how close
they lived. Even more astounding was the fact that they shared
the same middle name (Magnesium).
assuming the identity of his first customer, Douglas used
this pseudonym to enrol into the Beelzebozo College of Extreme
Education and showed an almost instinctive grasp of all subjects,
achieving an all-time high score of 1-0 (after penalties).
likes to keep various breeds of fish in a box under his desk
to experiment on in gruesome ways, he also collects "Hello
Kitty' novelty goods which he likes to stuff up the anus of
troublesome customers. His favourite colour is 7.
read without moving lips - likes curry
life and works of Tony Blackburn